probably a combination of both... I continue to approve, and it's good to see that my giant meat-mitt of a hand translates onto your surface (damn, I am self-conscious about that, I guess!)
and those moles on my left cheek are important... glad you got em; (but how could you have missed them?!) ;)
The term "Ham Fisted" comes to mind. You, sir, are a freak of nature.